We’re not sure who this post is for. Is it for women to look at? Or guys to know who to imitate? Or (this is probably the most likely) for our own enjoyment? Anyways, here it is – our (right now, just my) top ten celebrity crushes. Know that the competition was brutal, so if your favorite celeb is missing, add him in the comments. Also, if you can guess who picked which actor, you’ll win… the distinction of knowing us far too well.
(Alright, so it’s only twenty so far. But once the other two bloggers pick their top tens, we’ll have reached our quota.)
- Tom Welling, the only reason to watch Smallville
- Gael Garcia Bernal. Just look at those teeth!
- Josh Holloway. SAWYER: the humor, the reading, the nicknames!
- Michael Caine. MICHAEL CAINE.
- Harrison Ford (Eons ago)
- Jack Davenport. So very English.
- Liev Schreiber. From quirky time-traveling scientist to motherfuckin’ Sabretooth.
- Matthew MacFadyen. Could just be that he was Mr. Darcy.
- John Cusack. Perpetualy adorable.
- Rob Morrow. Neurotic and dorky in Northern Exposure and mad sexy in Numb3rs.
- Gregory Peck. ‘Nough said.
- James Franco. Just not in Spiderman. He cried too much.
- Ralph Fiennes. The nice Aryan boy next door, when he’s not playing psychopaths.
- Alan Tudyk. Makes an excellent pirate.
- Bradley Cooper – from Alias to the Hangover, he can’t go wrong. **Also, he gets extra points for being on the lists of multiple writers for this blog.
- Michael Palin. A sense of humor and sideburns. What more could a girl want?
- David Wenham. Australian. Chameleon.
- Eduardo Verastegui. Still cannot pronounce his last name.
- Joel McCrea. Yeah, I’d be all over him too.
- Sean Faris. In horrible, horrible movies. All of which I have seen.
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